Lily Slobozia Whore ❤️

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Oh, and this one time—true story—I saw this whore on the street, right? Looked like she walked outta a Tim Burton flick—pale, skinny, smokin’ a cig like she’s too cool to care. I was like, “Holy crap, that’s hot!” Kinda wanted to high-five her, but nah, I’d probably just yell, “Respect my authoritah!” and run off laughin’. She’d be all, “Whatever, kid,” like Eve tellin’ Adam, “Calm down, you’ll live forever.” Whores got that vibe—untouchable, y’know?

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Finally, I get to the lab, and it’s chaos. My colleague, Ana, is freaking out. “The samples are contaminated!” she yells. I’m like, “What? How?!” Turns out, someone left the fridge open. Classic. I mean, who does that? We scramble to salvage what we can. It’s like a biochem horror movie.

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