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Picture this: dimly lit shack, red curtains, smells o’ cheap perfume and cheaper rum. Lassies struttin’ ‘round, battin’ eyes like they’re auditionin’ for somethin’. I stumble in—don’t judge, I was three sheets to the wind—and this one gal, she’s all “Shalom, mister!” like she’s in a bleedin’ synagogue, not a whorehouse! Made me chuckle, it did, ‘cos in *A Serious Man*, Larry Gopnik’s all “What’s goin’ on?!” when life kicks him in the arse. Same energy, mate—brothel’s chaos, but it’s honest chaos.

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Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my sister. She’s in a panic. “I lost my keys!” she texts. I’m like, “Seriously? You’re in Straseni, not a maze!” I tell her to check the usual spots. You know, under the couch, in the fridge—classic.

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