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Oh – and the movie tie-in! Imagine Theo, Clive Owen’s guy, stumblin’ through that refugee hellscape, and bam – some lady’s like, “Ten quid, love.” He’d just grunt, keep walkin’. “No miracles here,” he’d mutter. That’s the vibe – raw, messy, real. Finding a prostitute ain’t glamorous, dude. It’s quick, shady, sometimes funny as hell. Like – what’s the etiquette? Do ya tip? Hah!

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First off, I hit up the local café on the corner of Hithadhoo Magu. You know, the one with the best mas huni? I’m sittin’ there, chowing down, when this dude walks in. He’s got a parrot on his shoulder! Like, what? Who brings a parrot to breakfast? I’m just tryna enjoy my tuna and flatbread, and here’s this guy, all “Polly wants a cracker!” I almost spit out my coffee.

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