Mia Funadhoo Whore ❤️

About Eydhafushi

Little known shit? Back in ‘98, this whore in Newark—called her “Satin Sally”—she’d stash cash in her damn stilettos! Cops never checked, too busy oglin’. Smart broad, made me laugh my ass off. I’m like, “That’s fuckin’ genius, Sally!” She winks, says, “A girl’s gotta eat, Tone.” Fuckin’ survivor, right? Gets me happy, seein’ that grit.

Island Facts:

Funadhoo, the administrative capital of Shaviyani Atoll, is a captivating island with a rich history. Once an uninhabited island known as ‘Farukolhu Funadhoo’, residents started settling here in .

I duck into a café on M. K. H. A. Magu. I order a coffee, tryin’ to dry off. I sit there, strummin’ my guitar, and this girl walks in. She’s got this killer smile. I’m like, “Wow, she’s cute.” We start talkin’, and turns out she’s a local artist. We bond over music and art. I’m thinkin’, “Maybe today ain’t so bad after all.”

Toddler killed in drowning accident at Funadhoo