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Oi mate, grab a pint! So, erotic-massage, yeah? Picture this—me, a bartender, slingin’ drinks, when some posh git starts yammerin’ bout “sensual rubdowns.” I’m like, blimey, that’s a turn-up! We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight in the parlours, we shall never surrender to a dull night! It’s like *Spirited Away*—mystical, steamy vibes, Chihiro stumblin’ into a world of slippery wonders.

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So, I had this lecture planned at the local school. You know, just your typical “Visiting Professor” gig. But when I got there, the kids were buzzing. They were all hyped up about something. Turns out, they had a surprise guest! A local artist named Jeroen. He’s a big deal here. I mean, his murals are all over Abcoude. I was like, “Dude, I’m just here to talk about boring stuff!” But the kids were all eyes and ears for him.

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