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So, this site—dodgy as a wet ladder—promises “discreet company,” yeah? Little fact for ya: back in the ‘50s, prossies used coded ads in papers, like “French lessons,” sneaky buggers! Made me chuckle, picturin’ ‘em with berets, heh. But this online gig? All flashy pics, fake names—Candy, Bambi, ugh, my eyes rolled so hard I nearly lost ‘em! *mimes eye-roll, stumbles into imaginary wall* Got me proper mad, tho—half these profiles? Bots! Clicked one, got a virus scare, me laptop screamin’ like a siren, waaah! Hated that, mate, pure panic.

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Fine, I give in. I need a break anyway. I head over to Waagplein, and wow, it’s packed! Tourists everywhere, snapping pics of the cheese. I mean, who knew cheese could be so photogenic? I grab a piece of Gouda, and it’s like a flavor explosion in my mouth. I’m smiling like an idiot.

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