Everly Berkel En Rodenrijs Prostitute ❤️

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“You’re gonna be successful, but I want my points!”—that’s me screamin at the devs. They’re sittin on a goldmine, but the server crashes? Trash. Humor tho—imagine Darth Vader swipin through profiles: “Too short. Too blonde. No Force here.” Sarcasm’s my jam—prostitute’s like “Hey, wanna bang? Venmo me first.” Classy, right? Oh, and typos—shit, I’m rushin—prostitue, prostitte, who cares? It’s raw, it’s real, it’s messy—like me chokin out a rebel mid-meetin.

Escort Berkel en Rodenrijs - Hoeren Berkel en Rodenrijs

We start talking about their finances, and they’re all over the place. “We want to travel, but we also want a new car.” I’m like, “Dude, you can’t have both unless you win the lottery!” I mean, I love my job, but sometimes people just don’t get it. It’s like trying to explain the difference between de Rodenrijs and Berkel. They’re right next to each other, but totally different vibes!

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