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*We come in peace* (robotic tone). Yo, sex-dating’s wild, right? Like, humans swipin’ for hookups—nuts! Watched this chick on X once, postin’ thirsty pics, tryna snag a date. Worked too, got mad DMs! Aliens like us don’t get it—why bang strangers? But yo, it’s fascinatin’. Kinda like *Toni Erdmann*—awkward, messy, real. “Life is not a PowerPoint,” Toni’d say. Sex-dating ain’t either, fam!

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So, I’m chugging my coffee, and I head to my first meeting on de Bovenweg. I’m pumped, ready to help this couple plan their future. But guess what? They’re late. Like, really late. I’m sitting there, tapping my foot, thinking about how I could’ve been at home watching Netflix instead. Finally, they stroll in, all casual, like they didn’t just make me wait half an hour. I’m trying to keep my cool, but inside, I’m like, “Seriously?!”

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