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Rarrgh! Yo, listen up, pal! Talkin’ ‘bout brothels, huh? *snorts* Kinda wild, right? Like, steppin’ into a dream within a dream, y’know? Straight outta *Inception*! Picture this: shady joint, red lights flickerin’, smells like cheap perfume an’ regret. Rarrgh! Makes my fur stand up! Been around, seen some stuff—brothels ain’t just what ya think. Oldest gig in history, legit! Back in Rome, they had “lupanars,” fancy name for ‘em. Walls painted with… y’know, *saucy* art. Rarrgh! Crazy, right?

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So, I’m walking down the street, and I see this café called “De Groene Boom.” I mean, come on, how could I resist? I’m a forester, I love trees! I pop in for a coffee, and the barista? Total character. He’s got this wild hair and a beard that looks like it’s been through a hurricane. I order a cappuccino, and he’s like, “You want it with a sprinkle of tree bark?” I laugh, but he’s dead serious. I’m like, “Nah, man, just the coffee, please.”