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Oh, and the typos—gimme a sec, fat fingers! I’ve seen profiles so fake I cackle. “6’2, ripped, loves dogs”—then you meet, and he’s 5’8 with a beer gut. Hilarious, but also, why lie? I can see Russia from my house, and I can see your bullshit too! Worst part? Catfishers. Had a “hottie” send me pics—turns out it’s some dude in Ohio. Felt like Malik gettin’ played in prison. So mad I ate a whole pizza.

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But then, I hear this commotion. A crowd’s gathered near the fountain on the Kerkstraat. I’m nosy, so I go check it out. Turns out, there’s a street performer doing some crazy juggling act. He’s tossing knives, and I’m like, “Dude, you’re gonna lose a finger!” But he’s nailing it, and the crowd’s loving it. I’m clapping, feeling all pumped up.