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Humor in it? Oh, plenty—imagine some stiff suit gettin’ all flustered, “Uh, lower? No, higher!” *snorts* Sarcasm’s my jam—sexual-massage ain’t savin’ the world, but damn, it’s fun pretendin’! Exaggeratin’? Sure—feels like a million hands sometimes, like I’m drownin’ in oil and giggles! Why so serious, huh? It’s just flesh, just chaos—let it be wild! Heh, now I’m itchy thinkin’ bout it—gonna go find me a table, see ya, pal! *manic laughter fades*

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First off, I’m an accountant, so my life is usually numbers, spreadsheets, and coffee. Lots of coffee. But today? Today was a rollercoaster. I’m cruising down the Hoofdweg, thinking about my first meeting. I’m late, of course. Typical me. I’m zooming past the Capelsebrug, and I swear, I almost hit a cyclist. Dude was all over the place! Like, bro, it’s not a race!

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