Ellie Dauwendaele Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Fun fact tho – not many know this – whorefish got this weird history! Back in the day, sailors thought it was cursed, said it’d sink your boat if you kept it aboard! I’m like, “Whaaat? That’s wild!” Made me happy to hear somethin’ so freaky – I love a good story, keeps me goin’ when the waves are crashin’. But then – get this – I slipped on the deck, nearly fell in tryin’ to toss that whore back! Pissed me off so bad, I was cursin’ like, “You slimy jerk, I oughta cook ya!” Ha-HA, can ya hear it? That Nanny cackle!

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I walk in, and the smell of fresh bread hits me. Heaven! But then, I see the line. It’s like a mile long. I’m standing there, tapping my foot, thinking about how I could’ve made my own breakfast. But then, I spot this old dude in front of me. He’s got a parrot on his shoulder! A freakin’ parrot! I’m like, “Is this a café or a zoo?”

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