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D’oh! So, erotic-massage, huh? Man, it’s wild! Like, you walk in, all tense, thinkin’ bout bills, then BAM—some lady’s rubbin’ you down with oil slicker than a pig in mud! Mmm… donuts. Reminds me of “The Assassination of Jesse James”—y’know, that slow burn, tension risin’, waitin’ for somethin’ big. Except here, it’s hands, not guns, doin’ the work. “I’ve been a poor man, and I’ve been a rich man,” Jesse’d say—me, I’m just poor Homer wantin’ a backrub!

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So, I’m wandering around, and I bump into my buddy, Joris. He’s always got some crazy story. Today, he tells me he’s starting a band. A band! I’m like, “Dude, you can’t even carry a tune in a bucket.” But he’s all hyped, talking about how they’re gonna be the next big thing in De-Drait. I just nod and smile, thinking, “Good luck with that, buddy.”