Penelope Delft Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Utrecht

Aight, real talk—whores be funny too. Imagine one tryna flirt, like, “Yo, you wanna copy of me or the real me?”—straight outta *Certified Copy*! I’d laugh my ass off, swerve her tho, ‘cause I’m Kanye, I don’t pay for that shit! Haha, nah, but for real—they out here survivin’, and I respect the grind. “Every gesture’s a copy of something”—movie line, but it’s them, posin’, actin’, livin’.

Feel like a real Delft local

Known for its charming canals and historical facades, the city is a living museum of Dutch history and culture. Delft is the birthplace of the world-famous Delft Blue ceramics and one of the .

But then, I see this guy trying to juggle. He’s dropping balls left and right. I’m cracking up, and he catches me laughing. He gives me this look like, “You think you can do better?” So, I’m like, “Challenge accepted!” I grab a couple of apples from a nearby stand and start juggling. Spoiler: I’m terrible. One apple goes flying, and it lands right in a canal. Oops!

TU Delft appoints TNO’s Richard Versluis as Quantum and Computer Engineering Fellow