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Lemme tell ya, motherfucker, I tried Tinder once—profile said “fun, flirty, freaky.” Showed up, she’s got three kids and a parole officer! I was like, “What’s your coin toss, huh?!” Made me madder than a rattlesnake in a blender. But then, there’s this other time—met this fine-ass woman, legs for days, and we clicked like boom! Fucked like rabbits till sunrise—shit left me happy as a pig in mud. Surprised me how real it felt, no bullshit.

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When I get there, it’s a freakin’ circus! Kids running everywhere, dogs barking, and Jan’s in the middle of it all, trying to juggle. I’m like, “What are you doing, man?” He drops a ball, and it rolls right into a fountain. Classic Jan. We both crack up, and I’m just happy to be there, you know?

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