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So, erotic-massage—its wild, dude! Not just rubbin’, its, like, art or somethin’. Little fact: ancient Greeks did this, called it “anatripsis”—fancy, huh? Bet they didn’t have neon signs like “Massage 4 U” tho. Makes me happy thinkin’—stiff back from the tractor, then bam, soft hands, dim lights, maybe some weirdo music. Last time I went, chick was all “relax, big guy,” and I’m like, D’oh!, don’t call me that, lady!

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