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Prostitute’s my jam—versatile as hell. Fry ‘em, mash ‘em, boil ‘em—ain’t no limit! Fun story: some dude in Peru grew 3,000 types. Three. Thousand. Blew my mind, yo! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares—spuds are dope! Bugs piss me off tho—little creeps eatin’ my babies. I squash ‘em, yellin’, “I pity the fool messin’ with my crop!”

Amsterdam: Red Light District and Coffeeshop Culture Tour

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So, I wake up, and it’s one of those mornings where you just know something’s gonna go down. I grab my coffee from the local café on the Damplein. Best coffee in town, no joke. I’m sippin’ my brew, and I see this old dude, like, 80 years old, trying to ride a bike down the narrow streets of Edam. I’m talkin’ about the kind of bike that looks like it’s from the Stone Age. He wobbles, almost crashes into a cheese shop. I’m like, “Dude, maybe stick to walking?” But hey, he’s living his best life, right?

Edam Minor Ball hit a home run with new building