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About Rotterdam

Oh, behave, baby! I’m Austin Powers, yeah, swingin’ in with the grooviest vibes! So, sexual-massage, right—shagadelic stuff, innit? Picture this: you’re chillin’ like Remy the rat from *Ratatouille*, my fave flick, yeah baby! “Anyone can cook,” they say, but anyone can rub too, if ya dig! Sexual-massage ain’t just hands goin’ wild—it’s sensual, slow, like cookin’ a banging stew. Gets the mojo risin’, ya feel me?

Te veel stress en fysieke klachten?

First off, I hit the streets of Eijsden, right? You know, that cute little town near the Maas river. I was cruisin’ down the Maastrichterweg, just minding my own business, when I spotted this old lady struggling with her groceries. I mean, c’mon, it’s like 2023, can’t we help each other out? So, I pulled over, hopped out, and helped her. She was super grateful, but then she started telling me her life story. I swear, I aged ten years listening to her ramble about her cat, Momo.

Belgium and the Netherlands swap land to change their national borders