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So, check it—I tried that sex-dating thang once. Hella profiles, all posin’ sexy, but half them pics fake as fuck. Catfishin’ everywhere, dawg! Got me mad as hell—like, don’t waste my time, G! But then, I hit up this chick, real fine, smooth convo, ya know? We vibe, she’s all “Let’s meet, fo’ shizzle,” and I’m like, “I’m Batman, baby, I’ll swoop in.” Get there, she’s legit—score! Happy as a motherfucker, smokin’ a blunt in my head celebratin’.

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But then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud crash. I whip around, and some dude on a bike just wiped out. Like, full-on faceplant. I’m laughing, but also worried. He gets up, brushes himself off, and yells, “I’m good!” Classic Emmerhout spirit, I guess.