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What pisses me off? Folks judgin’ ‘em. Like, chill, they’re workin’! Harder’n you, sittin’ on yer couch. Git-R-Done, right? Ain’t glamorous—don’t kid yerself. Saw a doc once, girl said, “I’m meat on a hook.” Damn, that hit me. Ain’t funny, but true. Still, some of ‘em crack jokes—tough as nails. “I’m too old for this,” movie line fits perfect. They say it too, laughin’, smokin’, countin’ tips.

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For an hour, I tried to muster the courage to talk to one of Amsterdam's Red Light hookers. A place where prostitution was legal. I walked the narrow red streets, trying not to overtly stare at .

But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs past me, and I trip over my own feet. I’m on the ground, potatoes rolling everywhere. I’m like, “Great, just great!” But the kid stops, helps me up, and says, “Sorry, mister!” I can’t help but chuckle. Kids, man. They’re the best.

Roy Makaay on ‘young, talented and pressure-free’ Feyenoord