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Sometimes I wonder – what’s the endgame? Llewyn’s got his guitar, I got my stress, and this sexual-massage shit’s s’posed to fix it? “If it ain’t folk, it ain’t real,” he’d say – well, this ain’t folk, but it’s real slippery. Pro tip: check the spot’s vibe first – neon sign screamin’ “massage”? Run, don’t walk. Gabagool? Ova here! Keep it classy, or you’re screwed – figuratively and maybe literally, capisce?

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Then, outta nowhere, my buddy Jan pops in. He’s like, “Hey, wanna go to the harbor?” I’m like, “Sure, why not?” So we head over to the haven, and it’s beautiful. The boats are bobbing, the water’s sparkling. I’m feeling all zen until I see this guy trying to park his boat. It’s a disaster! He’s yelling, “I got it! I got it!” But he totally doesn’t. He ends up crashing into the dock. I’m dying laughing.

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