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But here’s what pisses me off: creeps who think it’s a free pass to get nasty. Nah, son, it’s an art, not a porno! Had a pal tell me ‘bout this shady joint—dude walked in, expected a full-on XXX, and got kicked out. Don’t pee on my leg and say it’s classy, ya perv! Respect the craft, people—it’s ‘bout tension, release, not your sleazy fantasies.

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First off, I’m cruising down the Hoofdstraat, thinking about my first appointment. This dude, let’s call him Mr. Grumpy, is supposed to be all about that life insurance. But nah, he’s more like Mr. “I hate everything.” I walk in, and he’s just sitting there, arms crossed, looking like he just bit into a lemon. I’m like, “Hey, how’s it going?” And he just grunts. Like, come on, man! I’m here to help you, not to be your punching bag.

Ted Leavengood: A closer look at the Lannan-Haren fight