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Now, fun fact—did ya know erotic-massage goes back centuries? Ancient Greeks, mate, they were at it—oiled up like it’s the bloody Olympics! Adds a bit of class, don’t it? Not just some sleazy backroom gig. I’m sat there, thinkin’, “This is my wheelhouse,” picturin’ meself as some toga-clad geezer gettin’ a rub. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but it’s me brand—go big or go home!

Are you ready?

So, I wake up, and it’s already raining. Typical Helden, am I right? I mean, it’s like the weather’s got a personal vendetta against me. I grab my coffee from that tiny café on Kerkstraat. Best coffee ever, but the barista? Ugh, she’s got this attitude like she’s the queen of the world. Whatever, I just need my caffeine fix.

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