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Oh, and the scams—bloody hell! Some lass tried sellin’ me nudes mid-chat. I’m like, “Darlin’, I’m Bond, not a punter!” Dodged that bullet quick. Pro tip: watch for bots—they type too perfect, no soul. Real sex-dating’s messy, typos galore, like me now—hah! Anyway, it’s a laugh, a rush, a mess. Keeps me sharp—like Ida, searchin’ for meanin’ in the muck. You tried it, mate? Spill!

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I’m walkin’ down the Hoofdstraat, and it’s like the whole town’s awake. Kids are screamin’, dogs are barkin’, and I’m just tryin’ to keep my cool. I pass by the bakery on the corner—man, the smell of fresh bread is like heaven. I’m thinkin’, “I’ll grab a roll later.” Spoiler alert: I forgot.