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So, I dig into this—turns out, ancient China rocked it first. Taoist cats called it "energy flow"—fancy, right? They’d massage meridians, get the chi poppin’. Little known fact: emperors demanded it daily. Horny buggers! Makes me laugh—imagine Xi Jinping tryin that now. Prolly angry his masseuse ain’t a robot yet.

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After that lovely chat, I decide to take a breather. I stroll down to the park on de Kuilen. It’s a nice spot, you know? Trees, benches, the whole shebang. I sit down, trying to chill. But then, outta nowhere, a kid runs by, kicks a soccer ball, and it hits me right in the leg. I’m like, “Dude, watch it!” The kid just laughs and runs off. I mean, come on!