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About Rotterdam

What pisses me off? Blokes judgin’—oh, the sanctimony! “You’re a scientist, Rick, have some class!” Sod off, ya wankers, I’m human, not a bleedin’ saint! Happiest bit? Her crackin’ a joke—says, “You’re my weirdest punter yet!”—cheeky cow, I’m chuffed! Surprised me, too—didn’t expect her to know Darwin. “Survival of the fittest, eh?” she winks. Sharp as a tack, that one!

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First off, I’m cruisin’ down the Dorpstraat, just mindin’ my own business, when I spot this cute little café called De Koffiepot. I’m like, “Yo, I need some caffeine!” So I pop in, order a cappuccino, and the barista—this dude with a wild beard—totally messes up my order. I mean, come on! I asked for a cappuccino, not a latte with extra foam! I’m like, “Dude, I’m a sailor, not a foam connoisseur!” But whatever, I just roll with it.

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