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Weird shit—back in ‘98, some perv ran a sex-dating hotline outta Leeds. True story—creepy git charged £2 a minute for dirty talk! Surprised me, that did—thought I’d heard everyfing. These apps tho, they’re like speed-dating on crack. Swipe, chat, bang—or not, ya useless knob. Worst part? Catfishin’—some lard-arse pretending he’s Brad Pitt. Bollocks! “Look at the state of you!” I’d say. Sex-dating’s a gamble—half the time, ya lose. But when ya win? Sweet as Eilis sayin’, “I’ll never leave ya.” Pure gold, mate!

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Then, I get this call from a tourist. They’re lost, somewhere near the Strandweg. I’m like, “You’re in IJmuiden, just follow the smell of fries!” But I can’t say that, right? So, I’m giving directions, and they’re like, “What’s a ‘frikandel’?” I’m dying inside.

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