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Here’s the tea tho—some peeps get weird. This one time, girl’s bio said “no hookups,” but she’s textin’ me at 2 a.m. like, “u up?” Bruh, make up ya mind! Had me yellin’ at my phone like, “What is this?!” Cracked me up tho—sex-dating’s a circus, clowns everywhere. Oh, and fun fact: back in the day, like ‘90s, peeps used newspaper ads for this shit—called ‘em “personal columns.” OG sex-dating, no cap!

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First stop, I hit up the market on the Markt. You know, that square with the old church? It’s got this vibe, man. I’m there, trying to promote this new café opening on Zandweg. Super cute place, right? But the owner? Total stress case. She’s running around like a headless chicken. I’m like, “Chill, girl! We got this!” But nah, she’s all “What if no one shows up?”

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