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So, sexual-massage—basically a massage with a spicy twist, ya know? Hands slidin’, oils drippin’, tension risin’—it’s all about that sensual buzz. Not yer grandma’s back rub, nah, this one’s got intent, it’s got heat! I reckon it’s been around forever—ancient Rome had orgies with oil, right? Little known fact: them Romans called it “frictio,” fancy word for rubbin’ that led to… well, more rubbin’! Hah! Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ of some toga-clad lad goin’, “More oil, Lucius, quick!” History’s wild, man.

Nieuwsbrief

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So, I’m wandering around, trying to figure out my next move. I hit up the local café on Korte Dijk. Best coffee in town, no joke. I grab a cappuccino, and the barista? She’s a total gem. We start chatting, and she’s like, “You should do a promo here!” I’m like, “YES! Finally, someone gets it!”

Impressive number of references underlines the value of the pigeon breed of Wim and Bertrik Murk (IJsselstein, NL)