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Humor? Oh, babe, one time this guy’s like, “Happy ending?” and I’m all, “Honey, I’m the whole damn parade!” Laughed my ass off. Sarcasm’s my jam—erotic-massage ain’t for stiffs, pun intended. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but when those hands hit ya, it’s like fireworks, boom! “The limit of language is the limit of the world,” Godard’d say, and I’m thinkin’, nah, this shit’s limitless. Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I’d purr it to the masseuse—tip ‘em big, they deserve it! So, yeah, try it—blows yer mind, swear!

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I'm a qualified massage therapist. My main driver: Helping people to feel happier, more harmonious and more relaxed with the help of massage.

First job was on Kerklaan. Nice little house, real cozy vibe. I’m there, just me and my tools, ready to replace a cracked window. Easy peasy, right? Wrong! I’m up on the ladder, and outta nowhere, this freakin’ pigeon decides to take a dump on my head. Like, seriously? I’m just tryna do my job here! I’m standing there, covered in bird poop, and I can’t help but laugh. What a way to start the day, huh?

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