Sarah Leerdam Whore ❤️

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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout this “whore” thing—yep, I’m talkin’ like ol’ George W., stumblin’ through it, malaproppin’ all over! Whore, man, it’s a word that’s been around, like, forever—old as dirt, prolly older than my ranch in Crawford. I reckon it’s from them ancient days, way back when folks was tradin’ goats for a good time, ya know? “Fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—can’t get fooled again!” That’s what I think bout them whores in history—tricky gals, foolin’ kings and peasants alike!

László Kontler, Jaroslav Miller (eds)

Jutta Leerdam World Champion speedskating.. OP Ottoman Janissary Who cares about that dumb whore. eduardkoopman. Fire.

I grab a cappuccino, and it’s like heaven in a cup. Seriously, I could marry that barista. But then, I spill it all over my shirt. Great. Just great. Now I look like I’ve been in a food fight. I’m standing there, trying to dab it off with napkins, and this old lady walks by and gives me the dirtiest look. Like, lady, it’s just coffee! Chill out!

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