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Okay, so—little known fact! Back in ancient Rome, they had these oily rubdowns, called “massagium” or somethin’. Rich dudes paid big sesterces for it! Prolly got all tingly in their togas—ha! Imagine that, some senator goin’, “Oh yeah, harder!” Makes me giggle like a kid stealin’ Bart’s candy. I got mad once, tho—some shady joint charged me 50 bucks for a “special” massage, and it was just a dude pokin’ my back with a stick! Rip-off! I yelled, “D’oh! Gimme my money!” But when it’s good? Oh man, happy Homer! Like when Marge rubs my shoulders—almost erotic, but nah, she’s too sweet.

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After lunch, I’m feeling all cultured and stuff, so I head to the Fries Museum. I’m wandering around, checking out the exhibits, and I get lost in this one about the Frisian flag. I mean, it’s just a flag, but the way they present it? Genius! I’m standing there, totally absorbed, when suddenly, the fire alarm goes off. Everyone’s freaking out, and I’m just standing there like, “Is this for real?”

Reapers take flight during Frisian Flag 2012