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Real talk, I got mad one time—dude promised “happy endin” but just rubbed my shoulders like a cheap ass. I’m like, “Bruh, what’s this weak shit?!” False advertisin, fam, that’s a sin in my book. But when it’s good? Oh man, I’m happy as fuck—floatin like them spirits in the flick, sayin, “Death is just a shadow.” That’s me after a bomb-ass rubdown—reborn, no cap!

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So, I’m sittin’ there, and I see this dude on a bike. He’s zoomin’ down the street, right? And then—WHAM! He hits a puddle and splashes water all over some poor lady. She’s just minding her own business, and now she’s soaked. I can’t help but laugh. Like, dude, that’s karma right there.

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