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Heard this once—ancient Rome, they did it! Rich folk, lyin’ naked, slaves slatherin’ ‘em with oils. Called it “massage” back then too, fancy-like. Made me mad—why’s it still a thing? All that slippin’ and slidin’, ugh! We likes dry, rough stuff—coal dust, not lavender goo. Once saw an ad—$50 for “happy endin’,” pfft! Laughed so hard I choked on soot. Happy? More like sticky and sad!

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But then, I get a surprise. My buddy, Koen, shows up with a couple of beers. He’s like, “Thought you could use a drink!” I’m like, “You’re a lifesaver, man!” We crack open a couple, and suddenly, the day doesn’t seem so bad. We’re laughing, joking about the fox, and I forget all about the wet wood.

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