Genesis Lisse Brothel ❤️

About Groningen

Shopping for brothel gear – lace knickers, cheap perfume, condoms by the truckload. Sounds like a laugh, but it’s grim, innit? “I’m the one who knocks!” – nah, mate, you’re just knocking boots. Makes me wanna puke, all this sad, sweaty nonsense. Oi, you ever see these wankers stumble out? Eyes glazed, trousers half-down – comedy gold! Anyway, brothel’s a cesspit, but a fascinating one. Thoughts? It’s a circus, and we’re all clowns!

Man calls police after waking up in Wellington brothel following night out drinking

The cheapest way to get from Hotel de Duif Lisse - Keukenhof to Pascha (brothel) costs only $50, and the quickest way takes just 2 hours.

But then, I see this guy trying to haggle over a bunch of tulips. I’m like, “Dude, just pay the price! They’re worth it!” The vendor looks annoyed, and I’m just standing there, shaking my head. Some people just don’t get it.

Lisse Garnett: reassessing what New Zealand wine stands for