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About The Hague

Brothels ain’t glamorous, despite what Hollywood spits out. They’re gritty, like that chick in *Ten* drivin’ round, spillin’ truth. “Life’s a mess,” she says, or somethin’ close. Same vibe here—girls lookin’ bored, johns lookin’ pathetic. Fun fact: Nevada’s got legal ones, been that way since 1800s. Oldest gig, they say—older than my hatred for vegan bacon. Saw this one gal, prolly 25, smokin’ a cig like it’s her last. Made me mad—wasted youth, y’know? But she grinned, said, “Beats waitin’ tables.” Fair point, I guess.

Degustation of Tunbridge Wells

Once upon a time in the 17th century this sweet little house was used as a brothel. Het Roze huisje (the pink house) Leiden in the south of.

Next, I decide to hit up the Keukenhof. It’s like the Disneyland of flowers. I’m pumped! But guess what? The line is longer than my last relationship. I’m standing there, getting angrier by the minute. I mean, c’mon! It’s just flowers! But then I see a kid with a giant ice cream cone. I’m like, “Okay, that’s worth the wait.”

Sewage leak causing ‘large and growing’ fish kill in McKellar Lake