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Had this one time, right? Friend got an erotic-massage. Swore it “healed” his soul. I’m like, “Bruh, you just horny.” He’s all, “Nah, it’s spiritual!” Spiritual my ass—dude’s glowin’ like a greased piston. Made me laugh, tho. Happy for him, kinda. But the masseuse? Prolly judgin’ him hard. “He’s listening to Brecht,” I mutter, movie-style. She’s countin’ tips, not his vibes.

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Next, we hit up the Dorpsstraat. It’s the main street, full of cute shops and cafes. I’m hyped to show off the local vibe. But then, I see this sign: “Koffie met een Knipoog.” I’m like, “What the heck is that?” Turns out, it’s a coffee shop with a twist. They serve coffee with a side of sarcasm. I order a cappuccino, and the barista says, “Hope you like it strong, like your opinions.” I’m like, “Wow, thanks for the pep talk!” But honestly, the coffee was bomb.

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