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Alright, listen up, you degenerates! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, and lemme tell ya, it ain’t all glitz and glamour like them movies! My fave flick’s *Ida*—you know, that Polish gem from 2013? Quiet, stark, black-and-white vibes. Ain’t no prostitutes in *Ida*, but there’s this line, “What if you go there and find nothing?” Hits me right in the gut thinkin’ bout hirin’ some company. What if I shell out cash and it’s a total bust? Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’—I’d be pissed!

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Then, outta nowhere, this old dude walks in. He’s got this wild beard, looks like he just came from a pirate convention or something. He starts chatting me up about the history of Maasbracht. Apparently, it used to be a big deal for shipping back in the day. Who knew? I’m just trying to sell my stuff, man! But he’s all like, “Did you know the Maas river is right there?” and points out the window. I’m like, “Yeah, I can see it, buddy.”

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