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There’s this bit in *Dogville* — “The world’s a rotten place” — and yeah, it is, but erotic-massage? It’s a bloody oasis, mate. Them soft strokes, the cheeky grins, the way it sneaks up on ya — pure mischief. Ever tried it with scented oils? Lavender’s my jam, smells like victory and sin mixed together. Fun fact: in Japan, they’ve got this “nurugel” stuff, slippery as an eel, makes it ten times wilder — slipped right off the table once, nearly cracked me skull, laughed like a hyena!

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I hit the streets of Matenveld, and let me tell ya, the vibe was off. I mean, I love this city, but today? It was like everyone was in a rush. I walked down the Hoofdstraat, dodging people like I was in some weird video game. Seriously, why is everyone in such a hurry? Chill, folks!