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Eh, what’s up, doc? So, sex escort, huh? Man, it’s a wild gig! Ya got these folks, right, sellin’ time an’ company—sometimes more, heh. Watched “A History of Violence” again last night—Cronenberg’s a genius, ya know? That line, “You’re the best man I’ve ever known,” hits me every time. Kinda ironic, thinkin’ bout escorts—some hide who they are, like Tom Stall, ya dig?

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Then, I get another call. This time, it’s a lady who’s lost her phone. I’m thinking, “Great, another day in paradise.” She’s screaming about how she left it at the Naarden train station. I’m like, “Lady, it’s 2023. Can’t you just track it?” But no, she’s convinced it’s been stolen by a “suspicious-looking guy” near the Naardermeer. I mean, come on! It’s a lake, not a crime scene!

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