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D’oh! So I’m a bailiff, right? Workin’ them mines, all dusty n’ sweaty, and then I stumble inta this idea—erotic-massage! Man, lemme tell ya, it’s like strippin’ away all that grit. Ya ever hear ‘bout them old miners in Nevada? Way back, they’d pay saloon gals for “special rubs” after haulin’ ore all day. Little known fact—kept ‘em sane! I’m thinkin’, “Why ain’t this a job perk?”

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So, we head over there, and it’s packed! I mean, who knew Noord-Hofland had such a vibrant art scene? I see this painting that looks like a toddler went wild with crayons. I’m standing there, trying to act all sophisticated, but inside I’m cracking up. Like, “Is this art or a cry for help?”