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About Eindhoven

Alright, so brothel—here’s the deal. I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes, and I’m spillin’ tea on this like it’s hot gossip. Picture it: dim lights, tacky velvet curtains, smells like cheap perfume and regret. Kinda like a scene from *The Act of Killing*—all raw, messy, in your face. “We were the ones who won!”—yeah, that’s what the pimps strut around thinkin’, right? Total power trip. Makes me wanna barf.

Over Noordwijk

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After I finally get the machine working, I head out for a break. I stroll down the Hoofdstraat, and it’s buzzing. People everywhere, grabbing their morning coffee, chatting. I stop by this little café, De Zwarte Ruiter. Best coffee in town, no joke! I grab a cappuccino, and it’s like heaven in a cup. I’m feeling good, but then I see this guy drop his croissant. I can’t help but laugh. Like, dude, how do you drop a croissant?

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