Vanessa Oosterbeek Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Amsterdam

So, prostitute – it’s a guitar, ya get me? Not, like, a person or whatever, nah, I mean the Fender Prostitute! Wait, no, Stratocaster – dang it, typos! I’m all thumbs today, haha! Anyway, it’s this sweet axe from the ‘60s. Saw one in a shop once, all shiny and curvy, like, "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" Nope, but this guitar sure is! Made me happy as a clam at high tide. The dude sellin’ it said some hippie painted it with flowers – far out, right? Little known fact: Jimi Hendrix almost bought one, but nah, he stuck with his usual. Bummer!

Uncommon Knowledge

Mag ik een prostituee vragen om seks zonder condoom? Eigenlijk is dit een vreemde vraag. Waarom zou je jezelf én de sekswerker in gevaar brengen? Wie seks zonder condoom heeft .

But then, I turn around, and my kids are GONE. I’m like, “No, no, no! Not again!” I’m running around, calling their names. “Where are you, you little rascals?” I’m sweating bullets. Finally, I find them hiding behind a tree, giggling. I’m like, “You scared me half to death!”

Remembering three Mill Hill Missionaries who died at Arnhem