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About Amsterdam

So, check it—brothels ain’t just about sex, nah. It’s the vibe, the thrill, the “I’m a bad boy” rush. People crave that escape, like Freddie Quell chasin’ booze. “You’re a beast!”—that’s what I’d yell at ‘em, laughin’. But real talk? Some history’s wild. Didja know Amsterdam’s red-light district’s been legal since, like, forever? Back in the 1800s, sailors were floodin’ in, droppin’ coins for a good time. Crazy, huh?

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So, I’m trying to keep a straight face while she’s going on about how Mr. Whiskers is now the “fanciest cat in Opmeer.” I mean, come on! I’m a furrier, not a cat stylist! But hey, I’m not one to turn down a good laugh. I tell her, “Well, if he’s gonna strut around like that, he better be ready for the runway!” She cracks up, and I’m like, “Okay, maybe this day won’t be so bad.”

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