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Dunno, mate, it’s a laugh but—crikey—bit mad. Imagine Leo, mid-rant, “I’ve been a rich man, I’ve been a poor man, and I choose rich every fuckin’ time!”—then getting a sexual-massage, probs on a yacht, the jammy git! Me, I’d fumble it—oil everywhere, slip off the table, *“Errare humanum est!”*—to err is human, and I’d err spectacularly. Reckon it’s a treat for some, tho—relaxes ya, perks ya up, bit of a giggle. What’s yer take, eh? Fancy a go? *Cave felis*, mind—watch out for the claws!

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First off, I’m a System Analyst, right? So, I usually sit in front of my screen, crunching numbers and analyzing data. But today? Nah, not happening. I stepped outta my cozy little apartment on the Amsteldijk and BAM! The sun was shining like it was trying to blind me. I squinted, thinking, “Great, just what I need.”

Rembrandt’s Amsterdam – walking the Amstel River 750 years after the city’s birth