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So, picture this—I’m pissed off one day, back’s killin’ me, usual crap. Stumble into this joint, neon sign flickerin’ like it’s mockin’ me. Lady says, “Oh, sexual-massage, very relaxin’.” Relaxin’ my ass—felt like a weird porno audition. But then—surprise, surprise—hands like freakin’ magic. Not kiddin’, some ancient Tantric vibe, little known fact: it’s from India, 5,000 years back, not some Vegas scam. Energy’s flowin’, I’m half asleep, half—well, you know. “How happy are those whose hearts are pure,” like that Eternal Sunshine line, yeah? Felt that for a sec, pure bliss, no bullshit.

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I finally sit down on a bench near the Oudewater windmill. It’s a nice spot. I’m trying to breathe, but then I hear this loud honking. A bunch of geese are waddling by, honking like they own the place. I’m cracking up. “Yeah, you guys are the real rulers of Oudewater!”

Most Weigh Houses Were Used to Weigh Livestock and Crops. This One Was Used to Weigh Witches.