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Growling, “You merely adopted the dark,” I reckon I get it more than most—place ain’t just sex, it’s a fuckin circus, a mess of human crap and gold. One time, this drunk bastard tried fightin me, slipped on a condom wrapper—fuckin hilarious, went down like a sack o’ spuds. I’m sittin there, sippin a warm beer, thinkin, “The world’s a stage, and this is the dodgy backstage.” Love the chaos, hate the sleaze—keeps me comin back, tho. What a shitshow, eh?

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First off, I hit the streets. I’m strolling down the Hoofdstraat, thinking about grabbing a coffee at my fave spot, Café de Kade. But nah, I see this massive line. Like, what’s up with that? It’s just coffee, people! I mean, it’s not like they’re serving gold-infused lattes or something. So, I’m like, “Forget this,” and I head over to the market instead.

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