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Ever think how knackered them girls must be? Fakin moans all night—Oscar-worthy, some of em! Me, I’d rather watch paint dry than pay for that. Did ya know Amsterdam’s red-light district’s got unions for the workers? Fuckin mental—imagine me, office manager, sortin their holiday rota! “Oi, Beryl, no shaggin off this week!” Surprised me that, thought it’d be grimmer, lawless—like East Berlin in ‘86, y’know?

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But then, as I’m munching on my stroopwafel, I see this dude on a bike. He’s flying down the street, and I’m thinking, “Bro, slow down!” But nope, he hits a pothole and goes flying. I’m talking full-on cartoon style. I can’t help but laugh. Like, dude, you okay? But he just gets up, brushes it off, and rides away like a champ. I’m impressed.