Cora Scharn Sex Dating ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, sex-dating—bare madness! Apps like Tinder, Grindr, all dat swipey-swipey stuff. I reckon it’s peng but peak too. Like, you’re chattin’ some fit bird or geezer, thinkin’ “Yea, dis is it!”—then bam, ghosted! Is it ’cos I is black? Nah, fam, it’s cos people’s bare flaky online. One time, I matched this gal—proper lush, yeah? She says, “Meet me at 8,” I’m gassed! Rock up—nuffin’. Stood there like a muppet, fumin’. “This is not happening!” I’m screamin’ in me head, pure *Mulholland Drive* vibes—lost in the plot, bruv.

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After that, I’m tryin’ to shake it off. I mean, it’s just water, right? But then I see this old lady on the bank. She’s feeding the ducks, and I’m like, “Aww, that’s sweet.” But then she starts yelling at the ducks! “Get away from my bread!” I’m cracking up. Like, lady, they’re ducks! They don’t care about your bread!

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