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Yo, what’s good, fam? I’m Eric Andre, your wild-ass Russian Sign Language translator, here to break down this sexual-massage madness! Alright, so sexual-massage—shit’s like a rollercoaster, right? Hands sliding everywhere, oil dripping, vibes all sensual and freaky. I’m obsessed—like, OBSESSED—with “Almost Famous,” that Cameron Crowe joint from 2000. You know, “It’s all happening!”—that’s the energy I’m bringing to this! Picture it: dim lights, some chick’s rubbing you down, and you’re just yelling, “I AM A GOLDEN GOD!” in your head, tripping balls on the absurdity of it all.

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After that, I’m feeling all warm and fuzzy, right? So, I decide to grab a coffee at this little café on the corner of the Molenweg. Best coffee in town, no joke. I sit down, and this lady next to me starts talking about her cat. I’m like, “Lady, I’m not here for a cat seminar.” But she goes on and on about Mr. Whiskers. I mean, who names their cat Mr. Whiskers?

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